Billboards


Some new billboards are getting some attention in Dallas. Some
reported seeing one or two messages, but the newspaper listed all of them.
Here is a list of all variations of the "God Speaks" billboards. The
billboards are a simple black background with white text. No fine
print or sponsoring organization is included.


Let's meet at my house Sunday before the game.
-God


C'mon over and bring the kids.
-God


What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?
-God


Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.
-God


Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.
-God


That "Love Thy Neighbor" thing... I meant it.
-God


Will the road you're on get you to my place?
-God


Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.
-God


Need directions?
-God


You think it's hot here?
-God


Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.
-God


Do you have any idea where you're going?
-God


Don't make me come down there.
-God

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