one day god said to noah, "would you be able to build me another
a ark"
"yes of course i will" said noah, "i have done it before i can do
it again"
"but not just any type of ark, a 40 storey ark" said god
"erm, ok god your the boss" replied noah
"but would you like me to fill it with animals like last time"
said noah
"yes please" said god, "well kind of not all the different types
of animals like last time, just fish, well just one type of fish
carp" said god
"ok god you are the boss" said noah "but why do you want a 40
storey ark and why do you want me to fill it with carp" asked
noah confused
"well" said god, "i have always wanted a multi storey carp ark"
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