Holy mother full of grace,
Bless my boyfriends gorgeous face.
Bless his hair that tends to curl,
keep him safe from all the girls.
Bless His dick the one I sucked,
And bless the bed in which we fucked.
And if my mom happened to walk in,
Bless the shit I'd be in.
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