Morton goes fishing

one day morton wanted to go fishing so he goes to his friends and say "im goin fishing fishing today does anyone want to come?"so one chick says "yeah i will"so the next day they were on the way to the river and they came acroos a little man and he said "up or down" so the chick strips down and bangs the little man.Then they keep going and get to the spot and mortons like cool let fish and the chicks like "nah its to dark lets go home. so they go home and they go back fishing the next day and come to the little man. and he says "up or down" and the blondes like "what?" and the little mans like "last time you got down and dirty with me. and the blonde says "yesterday i fogot my hearing aid i thought ya said fuck or drown.:P