They debate wether or to pretend they aren't vegan.
The villagers come and welcome them, they offer food and water.
The first one says he's vegan and that he can't eat meat. The villagers eagerly give him hummus and falafel.
They ask the second one if he is vegan as well. He says that it's fine, he'll eat anything, expecting to be sharing the meal with his friend.
Villagers: Perfect! Happy Eid! Come help us get a goat, you will eat a big meal with us tonight.
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