Animals on the Roof

There once was a house on a prairie.
And the family that lived there grew dairy.

During the night, with no trace of a sight.
The daughter decided to shower.

But in that same hour just over down yonder,
There was a band of mischevious boys.

One said to the others "oh listen here brothers, for I have a plan for us three"

"We shall go over yonder to the house on the prairie, to see a marvelous wonder"

"For during this hour there is a beautiful flower having her midnight shower"

So off they did go, feeling gung ho for the mighty adventure which awaited.

For what you don't know, will make your mind blow, because the three boys have never masturbated.

When they arrived the eldest went first, for this was the one who was high on the thirst.

He climbed on the roof, no feelings aloof,
But unfortunately made a sound.

The daughter turned around at hearing the sound and said "father, what's on the roof?"

The dad with his gun ready for fun said "hey! Who goes there now?"

The boy being smart, with a plan from the start, let out a slight "me-owww"

Hearing just that, the father said "rats! Honey, it's just a cat"

Now the second went up but just sure enough, made a sound that was really abrupt.

The daughter turned around upon hearing the sound and said "father, what's on the roof?"

The dad with his gun ready for fun said "hey! Show yourself, twerp"

But the thing with this twerp was that he was no derp. So he made a slight "chirp chirp"

Upon hearing this word, the father said "ermagherd, honey, it's just a bird"

Now after the bird, up went the third.
Who made his to up to the roof.

And just the like the others, whom were his brothers. He unfortunately made a sound.

At hearing this sound, the daughter turned around and said "father, what's on the roof?"

The dad with his gun ready for fun said "hey! Who are you?"

So what did this idiot do.
When asked "hey who are you?"
Without even thinking, nor even blinking.
Let out a glorious "MOOOOOO"