As they were driving down one stretch of highway, they got pulled over by a state trooper. The trooper approached the car and asked the driver to roll down his window.
"Hi sir, do you know why I pulled you over today?"
"Actually no sir, I don't."
"You were going 75 in a 55. You were speeding."
Then the wife yelled from the passenger seat:
"What did he say?!"
The old man rolled his eyes and yelled back.
"He said I was speeding!"
He looked back at the officer.
"I'm sorry officer we have been driving for the last couple of days so I just must have forgotten what the speed limit was."
The officer could see that the man was genuinely sorry.
"Alright sir tell you what, I will let you off with a warning this time. Just make sure you pay attention next time."
The wife yelled again.
"What did he say?!"
The old man sighed and yelled back.
"He said he's going to let me off with a warning!"
The officer laughed a little and said:
"Where are ya'll coming from?"
"Florida," the old man replied.
"Ah Florida! I had the worst piece of ass there in my entire life."
"What did he say?!" The old woman yelled.
The old man shouted back "He says he knows you!"
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