NSFW Heard a few jokes from a friend

Here are a few NSFW jokes my friend told me the other day:

There I was, balls deep in my girlfriend's ass, when she turns around and says to me, "You know, technically, this is statutory".
"Whoa," I reply, "Statutory... that's a big word for a six year old."


There I was, balls deep in my sister's ass, when she turns to me and says, "You know, you fuck just like dad."
"I know," I reply, "Mom told me."


There I was, balls deep in a preacher boy's ass, when I think to myself, "Man... I'm a terrible person... I've been eating pancakes without syrup."