He tells everyone that who ever can collect the largest number of ping pong balls by the end of the week gets a million dollars.
A week goes by and people start pouring in with their finds... people have sacks filled with literally hundreds of thousands of ping pong balls.
At the end of the day, the last participant comes in on a wheel chair, badly bruised... head in a big ass bandage, IV drip in his arms, legs and arms in a cast...
And places a small sack with just two balls in it on the table and says, "Here sir, are King Kong's balls"
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