Voodoo Dildo

A man named Steve and his new bride lived a happy life together during their first few months of marriage. Steve and his wife had sex every single night and had never been apart from one another since they tied the knot. One evening though Steve came home from work and said "Darling, I have some bad news. My company has ordered I go on a business trip for the next two months. I'm going to miss you dearly and I know you're going to miss me. Is there anything I can do for you before I leave?" "Well" says Steve's wife "you know how we have sex every single night?" "Yes I know dear." Said Steve. "Well dear husband I want you to go out and buy me a dildo so I can have something to keep me company."
Steve agrees and goes to the dildo shop. He looks around at all the dildos and sees big ones and small ones and ones with plugs and ones with sparkles. He approaches the shop keep and explains his predicament. "Well that seems like a tall order," the shop keep says "two months is a long time for a woman to stay faithful and a hard job for one dildo to do. But I think ive got just the thing." The shop keep reaches under his counter and pulls out a box. Steve opens the box to find what appears to be just an ordinary dildo. "Whats so special about this one?" Asks Steve. "Watch this!" Replies the shop keep "I can command it. Voodoo Dildo! The door!" And just then what seemed to be an ordinary dildo levitates from the box, travels to the door, and thunderously penetrates the keyhole. "Remarkable!" says Steve. "Now watch this!" says the shop keep "Voodoo Dildo! The pocket pussies!" And the Voodoo Dildo switches from the keyhole to fucking the pocket pussies on display in the store. "Sensational!" Says Steve. Finally the shop keep stops the Voodoo Dildo by saying "Voodoo Dildo! Return!" And the Voodoo Dildo levitated back to the box. Steve is very impressed by this magical sex toy and gladly purchases it from the store.
Steve returns home with the box in hand eager to greet his wife and show off her new present. When he arrives he sees that she has gone to the grocery store. He leaves the package on their bed with instructions hes written on how to activate the Voodoo Dildo.

Later in the evening Steve has gone to the airport and his wife has returned home. She spots the package left by her husband and without hesitation begins to open it. Inside she finds the Voodoo Dildo and Steves instructions. After reading the instructions she strips off all of her clothes and says "Well I guess we should see what this is all about. Voodoo dildo! My pussy!" And the Voodoo Dildo begins to give her the best she's ever had. It starts slow but eventually makes her come again and again. After her fourth orgasm she thinks shes had enough but oh no! Steve forgot to include how to make the Voodoo Dildo stop! She tries pulling it and grabbing it but it wont stop. She calls 911 but the operator tells her not to make prank calls on the emergency hotline. She rushes to find anything she can to stop it but it just wont. She climaxes again and finally decides to put on her clothes and drive to the hospital. Once shes in her car she can barely drive. Shes rushing to the hospital but is swerving and turning due to her reoccuring orgasms. A police cruiser notices this and pulls her over. She reluctantly pulls to the side of the road as she climaxes again. The cop asks her to roll down her window and she explains the whole story to the cop. After her long explanation and hurried story the skeptical policeman rolls his eyes, looks at her, and says "Yeah right. Voodoo dildo my ass."