An actual conversation I had with a little old lady.

LOL " Now that the gay marriage is legal, the next thing they will want is to marry cats and dogs."
ME " So, what's wrong with marrying a dog or cat?"
LOL " Well it's sick and wrong."
ME " But why I don't get it."
LOL " It just is,...... disgusting."
ME " But why I don't understand?"
LOL " Because then they could....... Have sex with them."
ME " Really so you think a marriage license is all that's holding them back."

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