A doctor after furiously having sex with his patient in his office, lays down and starts to morally think what has he done.
Oh my God, I shouldn’t have sex with a patient! I have broken a line of trust and compromise.
Then a little evil appears in his mind and says “come on, every doctor has done it at least once in their lifes, it is totally normal!”
The doctor fills a relief inside of him while listening to that voice and smiles away.
Then a little angel appears in his mind and says “yeah, some doctors have sex with their patients, but you are a pediatrician!!!”
[source](http://www.yoaca.com/health-medical/inside-thoughts-of-a-doctor/)
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