A German man goes on a business trip to Japan...

He hasn't had sex in a while and thinks "when in Rome..." so he decides to hire a prostitute. He does some research and finds a service where you can see all the women before you hire them and picks a cute (Japanese) girl in her twenties. The girl arrives and they get straight into it, he is in no mood for drawn out foreplay, especially considering the high hourly rate. All night she screams "machigatta ana", which he assumes is a kind of celebration/indication of satisfaction. When they are finished, he pays her in cash, orders room service and goes to bed. The next morning he goes golfing with a couple of old friends who now live in Japan. He's smashing it and on the second hole, **fwop!** he gets a hole in one! He's over the moon and to top it all off, he impresses his friends with the new Japanese phrase he's learnt, "machigatta ana" he says confidently. His friends look at him for a second, confused, and finally one of them says "What do you mean, that was the *right* hole!"

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