Guy bellies up to the bar and the sees that the guy next to him has a giant bull frog with him sitting on top of the bar. Guy asks " What's with the frog?" Other Man replies "You aren't going to believe this but this frog gives the best blowjob you will ever have in your life." Of course this dude is super skeptical but his curiosity gets the best of him and so he asks the guy for a go with the frog.
Dude says "Sure, but it will cost you $10 and there's only one thing. You can't purchase the frog not matter what so don't even offer."
Guy agrees and takes the frog into the bathroom and this frog gives this dude the best blowjob of his life.
The guy comes out of the bathroom and says "Holy shit you have to let me buy this frog?!?!"
"Nope not for sale."
"I'll pay 30k for the frog"
Guys says ok Ill sell it to you.
So dude takes the frog home and sits the frog on the mantle and sets a cup on water on one side of the frog and a cup of flour on the other side.
At this point wife walks in the door and immediately asks "Why is there a frog on the mantle with a cup of water and a cup of flour sitting beside it"
The man fixated on the frog tells his wife "SHHHHHH..
and then says "I can tell you one thing, if that frog makes ONE FUCKING BISCUIT your ass is out of here!!"
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