A wife and her husband were doing yard work...

After a while the wife felt she had done enough for the day and went inside to have a shower. After she was in and soaping herself her husband threw a pebble at the sliding door she got out soping wet to see what he wanted her husband then pointed to his EYE , then his KNEE and made raking motions wit his arms. (I need the rake) his wife then pointed to her eye grabbed her left breast and smacked her ass and walked inside. The husband seeing this was confused and went into the house. After his wife dried off and put on a robe he asked her "what on earth was that, that you did?’ she then said "I left it behind the bush"

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