*what runs faster than a nigger with your tv? his brother with the vcr
*I was walking by a car filled with black people and they locked the door when I came near, I felt like a bad ass.
Then I realized that it was my car...
*Failed my biology test today, when they asked, "What is commonly found in cells?"
Apparently "black people" wasn't the correct answer.
*How do you know if an Asian gas broke into your house?
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later, the mother fucker is still in your driveway trying to back out.
*What are 3 things you cant give a black person? A black eye, a fat lip, and a job.
*if the world was a sweater where would all da niggas live? in da hood.
*what do you do when you see a bloody mexican in your yard? stop laughing and reload.
*A nigger and a stick fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The stick, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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