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The UK has left the EU. Now if we could only get the BS to leave the GOP and the DEMS!

This congress has really lowered the bar at accomplishing nothing. Before going on break they agreed they won't get a budget done! Paraplegics do more heavy lifting than these jokers!

Forest fires in the West, Floods out East, Heatwave in the Southwest, & the Cubs are in 1st Place. The End is Near!

Over 1 million Americans are now in same sex marriages. In a completely unrelated story Clay Aikens tour is completely sold out!

I went out with a girl who said "Don't treat me like a date. Treat me like you would your mom". So I rifled her purse & stole twenty bucks!

Minneapolis has been voted the best place to celebrate July 4th. Worst place; Chicago, the gun fire covers up the rocket blasts!

A rare near extinct Amazon fish was found in a New Jersey pond. The man who caught it said it was great with tartar sauce!

I tried Starbucks decaf soda 'Fizzio'. When I saw what it cost I realized it made me 'estupido'!

On this day in 1997 the Air Force dismissed Roswell's UFO's saying it was just a publicity stunt by mentalist Kreskin.

Today's Inspirational Thought; Until history finally stops repeating itself...man has learned nothing!

Since fundamentalist believe marriage is between a man & a woman, aren't ALL marriages mixed marriages?



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