An 11 year old boy walks into a whore house dragging a dead frog on a sting behind him. He goes up to the pimp at the door, and in a very serious voice says, "I want a whore with herpes."
The pimp takes one look at the kid and tells him to get the heck out of there.
Again, in a very serious voice, the kid says, "I'm not kidding around, I'm serious, I'm not leaving here until I get a whore with herpes."
The pimp replies, "I'm not kidding around either kid, get the heck out of here."
The boy reaches in his pocket and pulls out a crisp hundred dollar bill, hands it to the pimp and says, "I'm not leaving, I want a whore with herpes."
The pimp looks at the money and says, "Is this some sick joke? I can't let a kid have sex with a whore with herpes."
The kid reaches in his pocket, pulls out two more crisp hundred dollar bills and says, "You're not getting rid of me until I get a whore with herpes."
The pimp stares at the money and thinks a few seconds and says, "Kid, I just can't do it. I'm sorry, please go."
The kid pulls out two more crisp hundred dollar bills, hands them to the pimp and says, "There, that's all the money I have, I'm not leaving, please, I want a whore with herpes."
The pimp looks at the money, looks at the kid, shakes his head and says, "Down the hall, room 3."
Ten minutes later the kid comes out of room three with a huge grin on his face and starts heading for the door.
The pimp says, "Hey kid, wait, it's killing me. I got to know. Why on earth did you want to have sex with a whore with herpes?"
Still smiling the kid says, "I just had sex with a whore with herpes. Now I have herpes. Tomorrow I'm going to have sex with my babysitter. Then she'll have herpes. Tomorrow afternoon when my dad gets home from work he'll have sex with the babysitter. Then he'll have herpes. Tomorrow night my dad will have sex with my mom. Then she'll have herpes. And the next day my mom will have sex with the gardener. Then he'll have herpes. And that son of a bitch gardener is the one who killed my frog."
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