Sadam's Q & A

***********************Q. What do Saddam Hussein and General Custer have in common?A. They both want to know where the hell those Tomahawks are coming from!Q: What is the best Iraqi job?A: Foreign AmbassadorQ: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots?A. You only have to teach them to take off.Q. How do you play Iraqi bingo?A. B-52... F-16... A-20...Q: What is Iraq's national bird?A: DuckQ: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile?A: Russia's Airline, Aeroflot has killed more people.Q: How is Saddam like Fred Flintstone?A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.Q: Why does the Iraqi Navy have glass bottom boats?A: So they can see their Air Force.Q. Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss?A. He elected to receive***********************