The boy screams in horror as the pool boy pulls his shorts on and leaps out the window. Thinking quickly, the mother calls her son over to the bed to explain.
"It's very good that Raul was here! You see... there was an emergency and he was giving mommy CPR!"
The boy calms down, thinks about it for a moment, and nods. As he's leaving, he turns back with an innocent smile.
"Now you're even!" He chirps.
"What do you mean?" The mother asks.
"Well", the boy explains, "Last week I saw daddy was giving him the Heimlich Maneuver!"
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