Janet and Hillary

First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of
those girl to girl talks............
Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men
having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill....and there's no telling where
he last had his pecker."


Janet responded..."Just because I am aesthetically challenged (that's
"politically correct" for ugly), doesn't mean I don't have to fight off
unwelcome sexual advances."


Hillary asks, "Well how do you deal with the problem?"


Janet says, "Whenever I feel that a guy's getting ready to make a pass me, I
muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart I can."


Well, that night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary
headed to bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be
wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for
him.....so, she tensed up her butt cheeks and forced out the most disgusting
sounding fart you could imagine.


Bill rolls over and asks, "That you Janet?"