Dream Interpretations

Many scientists have dedicated their lives to one subject that
confuses many of us: What our dreams really mean. However, a
group of Swedish scientists recently found a way to tailor what
our dreams mean to our sex. Yes, if a man dreams about flying
sandwiches, it means something different than a woman dreaming
about flying sandwiches. With that said, here is their list of
what our dreams mean:


If you're a woman:


Flying sandwiches: You have too much stress in your life and are
headed for a nervous breakdown


Kings: You are allowing the most important man in your life to
rule over you, and you need to break free and gain some
independance


Caged birds: You must break free from an oppressive job that
constricts all other aspects of your life


The color green: Your sex life is suffering


Wilting ivy: Someone important to you is near death


Having a twin: You have two personalities that you display
around completely different groups of people


A man being killed from behind: Your conscience is eating away
at you for turning your back on a friend in need


Divorce: A split from an important object will change the way
you live your life


And if you're a man:


You dream: You crave more sex


You don't dream: You crave more sex