16> Weenieschnitzel
15> Ding-Dongs
14> Buffalo Wangs
13> Chicken Marphallus
12> Shish-ka-bobbitt
11> Mansmeat Pie
10> Wangers and Mash
9> Standing Ribbed Roast (for her pleasure)
8> Beef Swellington
7> Rocky Mountain Sausage
6> Beans 'n' Frank's Frank
5> Veal Scallopeepee
4> Host-less Twinkie
3> Spotted Dick (a vas diferens from the traditional British version)
2> Rootie Tootie Fresh-Cut Woody
1> Tool House Cookies
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