a guy was in the grocery store...

And after a while he saw a woman walking around, doing the most peculiar thing. She'd touch her head, grab both of her breasts, pat her crotch, then grab her own ass. The guy followed her quietly, and she continued her actions- head, breasts, crotch, ass. soon he approached her and asked what she was doing. She replied, "it's my shopping list. I need a head of lettuce, two jugs of milk, a can of tuna, and a rump roast."

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