In honor of Veterans day I give you this..

A General retired after 35 years and realized a life-long dream of
buying a bird-hunting estate in South Dakota. He invited an old friend
to visit for a week of pheasant-shooting. The friend was in awe of the
General's new bird dog, ''Sarge''.
The dog could point, flush and retrieve with the very best, and the
friend offered to buy the dog at any price. The General declined,
saying that Sarge was the very best bird dog he had ever owned and
that he wouldn't part with him at any price.
A year later the same friend returned for another week of hunting and
was surprised to find the General breaking in a new dog. ''What
happened to ole ''Sarge?'' he asked.
''Had to shoot him,'' grumbled the General. ''A friend came to hunt
with me and couldn't remember the dog's name. He kept calling him
Colonel. After that, all that damn dog would do was sit on his ass and
bark.