The doctor asks "What's troubling you today?"
The man takes off his hat, to reveal that there is a large duck growing out of his head.
The doctor gasps. "Good lord, I've never see anything like this before!"
"Tell me about it!" the duck replies, "I woke up to find this guy growin' out of my ass!"
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