He says to the doctor, D-d-doc, I n-need you to help me f-fix my stuttering p-p-p-problem! I can't get any girls to go on a second date with me. " So the doctor gives him an examination and determines the cause of the stuttering.
"Well son, it looks like your penis is so large that it tugs on your vocal chords and causes you to stutter. We can amputate a few inches and you'll be in the clear." The man agrees and the surgery goes off without a hitch. The man comes back a week later.
"Doc, it really is great being able to talk normally, but I gotta say, I miss having my large penis. Do you think you can reattach the part you cut off? "
The doctor says" I'm afraid t-that won't b-b-be p-possible. "
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