in a park with her 5-year-old grandson when she notices two dogs fucking each other. She immediately thinks, 'Oh no! How am I going to explain this to him?'
Naturally the kid points right at them and asks, 'What are those dogs doing, grandma?'
She explains, 'Well...the dog on the back hurt his paw, and the dog in the front is giving him a ride!'
The grandson comments, 'Huh! Just like what humans do.'
Grandmother: 'Uummm...what do you mean?'
Grandson: 'Whenever you try to give someone a helping hand, they just fuck you up the ass!'
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