A man wakes up at 4am on Saturday morning and goes downstairs. Half an hour later he returns to wake his wife. "Get up we're going fishing" said the man. "like hell we are" replied the wife. "then you'll have to do a forfeit" said the man "you can give me a blow job or take it up the ass?" Reluctantly the wife rolls over and pulls the mans trousers down and begins a blow job. "Urgh, this tastes like shit" yelled the wife. "I know" he said. "The dog didn't want to go either"
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