A guy shows up to work with two black eyes. A coworker sees him and asks what happened. The guy explains, “I was coming up the elevator this morning and saw that the woman in front of me had her skirt caught between her ass cheeks. Thinking how embarrassing it would be for her to walk around like that all day I reached down and popped it out for her. Well, as soon as I did she turned around and punched me in the face, giving me a black eye.” His coworker shakes his head and commiserates with him then asks, “So how the heck did you get the second black eye?” And the guy tells him, “Well when I saw how pissed off she was I tried to put it back in.”
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