A young boy comes home from school & his mother says "What did you do today?"To which the boy answers "oh the usual, I had a math test, I got an A in Spelling and I had sex with my English teacher."The mother , aghast, doesn't know that to say. She stems & stammers and finally, angrily, she says "go in & tell your father what you just told me!"The boy goes into see his father & says "gee, mom sure is mad." The father says "why?""I just told her what I did in school today. I had a math test, I got an A in Spelling and I had sex with my english teacher."Well the father is beside himself with joy. He gives his son a nudge and a wink and says "congratulations -- you passed a milestone. I tell you what --let's go out and celebrate. We'll have some ice cream and then I'll buy you a new bike."To which the boy says --"the ice cream sounds great Dad, but let's hold off on the bike a few days -- my ass is killing me."
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