A teenager asks his parents to buy him a car, they agree to as long as he gets a job, a hair cut, and learns more about Jesus.

After a few weeks, he goes back to his parents and asks for a car again.
"Son, you hair is even longer now than it was before!" they said.
*Well, you see, I've been going to church lately and they're been encouraging me to be more like Jesus. Turns out he never cut his hair, he kept it long!*
"Well do you have a job yet?" they asked.
*No, Jesus didn't work and instead lived off what his disciples and the heavenly father provided for him, and you want me to be more like him!*
"True, true. Well Jesus also walked wherever he went."