The old man and the Corvette

There was an old man, about in his 60's, and his dream was to own a Corvette, so he goes out and he buys one. He's driving on the highway, doing the speed limit, then he thinks to himself, "Im gonna punch it" So he speeds up to 80, he keeps going for a few more miles before he realizes there's a cop chasing him, then he says to himself, "You cant catch me, i have a Corvette!" So he's now going 120 MPH down the highway, he drives for a few miles before he realizes what he was doing and he pulls over on the side of the road. A State Trooper pulled him over, he got out of his car, knocked on the old mans window and said, "Sir, im gonna give you three seconds to explain to me why you were going 120 down my highway" And the old man says, "Well, 14 years ago my wife left me for a state cop so i thought you were gonna give her back to me"