An Indian man walks into a NYC bank

An Indian man walks into a NYC bank and asks for the loan officer.

He tells the loan officer that he is going to India for some business for 2 weeks and needs to borrow $5000

The loan officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan.

So the Indian man hands over the keys and the documents to his new Ferrari parked on the street in front of the bank.

The loan officer consults the president of the bank, and everything checks out to be OK.

The loan officer agrees to accept the car as a security for the loan.

The president and loan officer had a good laugh at the Indian for keeping a $750,000 Ferrari as a security and taking only $5000 as a loan.

An employee then drives the Ferrari into the bank's underground garage and parks it there.

Two weeks later the Indian man returns and pays $5000 and the interest of $15.41.

The loan officer was glad that the transaction turned out well, but was a little puzzled. He tells the Indian man that while he was away, they checked him out and found out that he was a multi-millionaire. Why do you need a $5000 loan?

The Indian man replies "Where else in NYC can I park my car for 2 weeks for only $15.41 and expect it to be there when I return?"

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