Two men are talking in a cafe, one is extremely rich and one is poor.
The poor man asks the rich man "what did you get your wife for your anniversary."
The rich man replies"a car and a diamond ring"
The poor man thinks for a bit and replies "Why both"
"So if she doesn't like the diamond ring she can take it back in the car, what about you?"
"Some slippers and a dildo" says the poor man
"Why both?"
"Because if she doesn't like the slippers she can go fuck herself"
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