Once there was a tiny village just up the road. And in this village lived an elderly man named Harold. Now were you to visit him he would always complain of the same thing, and since this had bored many an ear off in years past, he was a rather lonely man these days.
*"Look at this small village"* he would say *"All these houses did I build by my own hands, but do they call me Harold Housebuilder? No they do not."*
And he would gesture towards the nearby forest, which, while small, was a very nice forest.
*"Look at all these trees"* He would say; *"All these trees did I plant with my own hands, but do they call me Harold Treeplanter? No they do not."*
*"But once, just once, I fucked a goat..."*
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