Apparently, my dad feels it's appropriate to tell everyone this joke. Waiters, salesmen, etc.
An American man is on a business trip to Ireland. He decides to take a break from his work and heads to the local pub. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender, being very upfront says, "You see this bar? I built it with me own hands. Took me almost a whole year, ya know. You'd think they would call me McGregore the Bar builder... Nope." The bartender continues, "You see that wall out there? I built that with me own hands. Took me almost three years. You think after all that, they would call me McGregore the wall builder... Nope. But, fuck ONE goat?!"
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