So a man walks into an Alabama bar, boasting about how well he can handle his liquor. Getting annoyed, the bartender challenges him, saying "I bet you $50 that you can't take 10 consecutive shots, then fist fight that goat with a buck tooth out back, and then fuck that hooker in the corner". Prideful as ever, the man accepts, and downs the 10 shots. He then waddles out back. The bartender hears the goat screaming for about 5 minutes, then the man re enters the bar. Spitting on the floor, the man asks the bartender "Now where's that hooker with the tooth?"
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