He confides in his lawyer friend who tells him not to worry because he'll take the case and he's never lost because he can always pick the most sympathetic juries.
It's the day of the trial and the farmer takes the stand and says "I done seen this guy hop over the fence, positioned his' self behind the goat, commenced to unbuckling his belt, dropped his pants, then done the deed for five or so minutes. Then he fell on his back, belly all covered in seminal fluid. It's about that time the goat turned around and started to lick it off him"
One juror turns to the other and says "You know a good goat will do that"
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