A son who is just learning about sexuality in fifth grade class has a lot of questions. He can't sit still thinking about the basics of sex. One day after school, he goes to his dad and asks him a question. He asks "Dad, what does a vagina look like before sex?" The dad pauses and thinks for a few seconds and eventually responds with "Well son, picture a rose on a spring morning. It's covered in a moist dew and the pedals are intricately laid in a beautiful design that captures the very essence of beauty. Something so perfect only god could be behind it's perfection." The son sits back and thinks for second and eventually thanks the dad for the mind blowing sentiment. A few minutes pass and the son asks "Hey dad, what does a vagina look like after sex?" The dad smiles and replies "Well son, picture a Bulldog eating mayonnaise."
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