A military company is patrolling the Amazon jungle when they walk into an ambush by a native tribe. It's a total massacre; everyone save for the captain and a soldier is killed.
The natives secure the captured and brings them back to the village in the jungle. Once they arrive, they tie each one of them to a pole while the whole village watches.
Suddenly, the crowd splits in two and the chief of the natives walks up in front of them and asks the soldier:
- *You must choose. Chi-chi, or death!*
The soldier gulps nervously. The choice is clear here.
- *Chi-chi.*
The chief turns around to the crowd and announces:
- *CHI-CHI!*
The crowd erupts cheering and yelling! They untie the soldier, strip him off his clothes, tie him up face down to a log on the ground and every warrior in the village fucks him in the ass until they come. After this is done, they untie the soldier, give him back his clothes and send him on his way, free.
The chief then walks up to the captain and asks him:
- *You must choose. Chi-chi, or death!*
The captain defiantly looks at the chief in the eyes and says:
- *I choose death!*
The chief turns around to the crowd and announces:
- *DEATH!*
The crowd, disappointed, starts booing loudly. The chief then says:
- *...BUT BEFORE, CHI-CHI!*
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