Hi all, I made a quick search and didn't find this one here and since it's one of my favorite old jokes I figured I'll post it. Sorry for the grammar but English is not my native language and I'm translating ;)
Bear calls up the rabbit:
- Hey rabbit! Wanna go drink at my place tonight?
- No! Every time I drink with you I wake up all beat up and sore. You get way too aggressive when you drink.
- Come on! I won't touch you this time, I swear.
After some more convincing rabbit agrees and they drink all night. The next morning rabbit wakes up without an ear and with broken nose.
- Bear! You asshole! You swore you won't hit me.
- When you puked all over my carpet, I held myself back. When you tried to have sex with my wife, I held myself back. When you broke my TV I held myself back but once you made a shit on the middle of the bed, stuck matches into it and told me that hedgehog sleeps with us I just snapped.
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