So three buddies were on a hunting trip in the mountains. It had been an exhausting trip but they had managed to kill a couple of dear and were back at their campsite late at night. One of them was facing the dilemma of answering nature's call or just simply crashing into his sleeping bag for the night. By sheer force of will he dragged himself from his bed and out to the outhouse to do some paperwork. However, being as tired as he was, he fell asleep on the pot.
The next morning his friends awoke early and noticed him missing. They searched the camp-sight and finally found him snoring on the toiled. They decided to prank their hapless friend by putting the Deer guts down the outhouse, the idea being to make several jokes on the way home about how he had taken such a colossal shit over the night that he pooped his guts out. That done they headed back to the cabin and waited.
15 minutes later they hear their friend runs into the cabin and says "You guys will never believe it, Last night, I was so tired that I fell asleep on the can and pooped my guts out. But, thanks to my brute force, and this stick, I got them back in."
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