He sits down at the nearest table. When a waiter walks over, he orders the soup of the day. In a few minutes, it arrives. The waiter notices that the man is stirring it with his spoon and staring into it intently, without consuming any of it. He walks over.
"Is something wrong? You haven't touched your soup," the waiter asked concernedly.
The man looked up. "Son, I been searching for mythical creatures my whole life. Dragons, Bigfoot, Nessie, Yetis, whatnot. And in this soup, I finally found one. God bless you."
The waiter looked confused. "I'm sorry? I don't think there's any creatures in our soup."
"Look here, boy." The man gestured at a carrot slice with his spoon. "That carrot is President Obama."
"Um...excuse me?"
The man ignored the waiter and pointed at a piece of chicken. "That chicken right there is President Biden."
The waiter opened his mouth and closes it again.
The man gestured at several peas with his spoon. "See here? These peas are President Obama's yes men."
He stopped talking. An awkward silence ensued. Finally, the skeptical-but-curious waiter broke the silence. Pointing at the last remaining soup ingredient, broccoli, the waiter asked "Um, there's still the broccoli, What are those supposed to be?"
The man grinned, revealing rows of yellow teeth. "Those are the mythical creatures I was talking about. Those broccoli are Obama-in-a-bowl's no-men."
(Read the last line out loud if you don't get it)
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