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McDonald’s has unveiled their new slogan, “Lovin’ Beats Hatin.” The hip hop slogan debuted alongside an updated Ronald McDonald, who is now shirtless and wearing a du-rag.
…”Lovin’ Beats Hatin” narrowly beat out their other suggested slogan, “Bust Yo Gat for a Big Mac.”
Jose Canseco accidentally shot off his finger while cleaning a gun. It was a huge surprise to Canseco, considering he’d jammed his finger into the barrel to make sure no bullets could come out.
Kim Jong Un has reportedly executed ten government officials for watching South Korean soap operas. One for every spoiler.
The US Forest Service has issued a warning that people need to stop taking selfies with bears. But if you insist on taking a selfie with a bear, they urge you to get much, much closer.
Researchers say that having sex with more than twenty women can reduce the risk of prostate cancer in men. Which brings new meaning to the phrase “Can’t get laid to save my life.”
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