A rabbit was smoking pot ,when he was spotted by a rat.The rat said " Brother why are you destroying your life ,stop this dirty habbit come and enjoy this beautiful day with me let's jog together". Rabbit feeling guilty started to jog with him.
Not long after the spotted a monkey who was snorting cocaine and the rat said" Brother why are you destroying your life ,stop this dirty habbit come and enjoy this beautiful day with us let's jog together".Rabbit also feeling guilty started to jog with him.
Not long after they spotted a lion smoking weed and as rat begin to say " Brother why are you destroying your life..." the lion slapped him right in his face ,surprised, monkey and the rabbit asked lion why he slapped the rat when he was simply trying to help ? The lion answered :" That fuckin rat made me jog for 5 hours yesterday ,after getting high on heroine."
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