1. A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.
2. A man who leaps off a cliff, jumps to conclusion.
3. A man who runs in front of a car, gets tired; man who runs behind a car, gets exhausted.
4. War does not determine who is right, it determines who is left.
5. A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.
6. A lion will not cheat on his wife, but a tiger wood!
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