At the age of 17, I attended high school. Our school's mascot was the lion, and the rival's was a tiger. I was the guy in the lion suit. One day at a game against my school's rival, I was doing the typical cheering on the team and keeping the crowd happy. Me and the other mascot would have small playful battles, like exchanging tricks. I was so much better. Tiger became angry. At halftime, the tiger challenged me to a plastic sword fight, and I obviously accepted. It starts and we exchange hits, hurting a bit. I was winning, when the Tiger got really mad and threw his sword down and starts punching me hard. I back off, pissed, not wanting to continue the fight. The Tiger mask was staring at me with it's smug tiger eyes, and I became mad. The Tiger waves his arms at the crowd, and gets applause. His back is towards me, and I rush towards him. I plunge my hand into his mask and rip out one of the Tiger's eyes. He was scared. I knocked him down and jumped on top of the tiger. I beat the shit out of him, probably broke his nose. A ref pulls me off and takes me to my coach. My coach says "What made you do that?" I sat there for a second thinking and eventually I say, "It was the eye of the tiger, it was the thrill of the fight, standing up to the challenge of our rivals."
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