I originally heard this in Arabic:
There are two lions, a male and his female companion, sitting in the sahara. The Lions are talking to one another when a mouse runs up looks at the male lion and says "hey lion, i fucked your sister last night" and then he runs off.
The lioness looks at the male and says "Well are you going after him or not?" The lion looks at her and says "nah don't fuck with him he's a sick son of a bitch."
A couple days go by and with each day the mouse would continuously come back and say the same thing with no reaction from the lion.
Finally on the 5th day the mouse comes back and says "hey lion I'm gonna fuck your wife too." This of course pisses the lioness of and she starts running after him. She runs after him for a few minutes until the mouse jumps into a hole in a tree. The lioness thinking she could get at him jumps as well and gets stuck in the hole.
The Mouse gets out of the tree goes behind the lioness and proceeds to fuck the shit out of her. Throughly defeated the lioness runs back to the Lion and tells him what happened.
The lion looks at her and says "see I told you not to fuck with him same thing happened to me a week ago"
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