Monkey and Lion

A Lion and lioness were sitting in their den, when a monkey climbs up a near by tree and start insulting lion.

Lioness gets angry and inquire : " King of the jungle how dare this lowly animal saying such insults to you? You must punish him by killing him instantly"

Lion (in its full glory and esteem) : "You are right, but you know what. I am king of jungle and I must not lower myself to nobody. Lets ignore it."

Lioness astonished sits in silence. Yet the monkey keeps on. After sometime, the lioness looses her patience. : "His highness, i cannot allow such outrage."

So lioness jumps out and rages after the monkey. Monkey start running as well. Soon lioness find herself out of jungle at a near by construction site.
She saw the monkey going through inside a narrow pipe. Determined as she was, she tries to leap inside as well. The pipe apparently was not large enough and thus the lioness gets stuck. Seeing the lioness is stuck inside the pipe, the monkey comes from behind and starts fucking her brains out. Once done, monkey cheerfully went away.
An hour of struggle and finally lioness free herself from the pipe. Injured, and embarrassed she heads back.
"So.. how did the hunt go?" : Loin curiously asked, Yet Lioness replies nothing keeps her head down in shame and embracement.
Loin:"Ah... he took you to the construction site, did not he?"

Edit:Sorry for bad english. If you are unable to understand, just ROFL.

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